satire

Five reasons it rocks to be a girl

BURNABY, B.C. (CUP) – Women have certain advantages over their male counterparts. Here are the five reasons it rocks to be a girl.

Financial troubles hit the good, the honest, the pure

Well that’s it. The recession has gone too far. I could handle it shutting down small businesses and affecting many of our day-to-day lives, but this is a leap over the line of decency. The worst of the worst.